jimisland: A bird just flew into my room!  It was kinda cute…until is started shitting all over the place.  I freak out when there is a giant mosquito in the apartment or a hornet, because those dumb bugs are insane and stupid and fly in a completely irrational manner and it gives me the genuine heeby jeebies. But this bird, man, this bird took the cake. FLEW INTO A BEDROOM AND SHAT ALL OVER THE PLACE! 

jimisland:

A bird just flew into my room!  It was kinda cute…until is started shitting all over the place. 

I freak out when there is a giant mosquito in the apartment or a hornet, because those dumb bugs are insane and stupid and fly in a completely irrational manner and it gives me the genuine heeby jeebies. But this bird, man, this bird took the cake. FLEW INTO A BEDROOM AND SHAT ALL OVER THE PLACE!