JIM… YOU’RE NOT A HIPSTER
It’s been pointed out to me that I’ve obtained the qualities of a “Hipster”. Now I’ve been accused of being a hippie before…something to do with my peaceful attitude and my love for fine blown glass, but a hipster!?
When I ride my bike I like to role up my pants, but thats just so they won’t get caught in the chain. It’s not a fashion statement. I like brunch because I’m usually up all night partying and there is nothing better for a hangover then a solid meal. I have scruff on my chin because it’s Novembeard (which is an excuse for everyone to have facial hair in November). I wear sunglasses all the time, because I happen to have very sensitive eyes. I wear V-neck shirts because…
…Oh my god.
