Playing Seger’s dollar!
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Jim that’s not what doorways are for.
622 Exclusive Pix! Inside 622 apt6!!!!
Del’s girlfriend is in Vegas and Davey’s date flaked on him so it’s BOY TOY THAI FOOD NBC BRO TIME.
Nikki we’ll pay you $500 to have exclusive rights to this photo for our tabloid.
My sleeping beauty! (Taken with instagram)
622MZ EXCLUSIVE:
DELBERT SHOOPMAN AND BEARDED STRANGER FUCK A HORSE
NEW ISSUE HITS NEWSTANDS TOMORROW. $3.99.
Breaking News: Jim Klimek Hates Dogs
“Totally a cat person. I can’t believe you guys don’t know that.”
Delbert Shoopman sighting on Sunset Blvd. Mimosa much?
BREAKING HEADSTORY: DELBERT SHOOPMAN & LOUIS CK SPOTTED TOGETHER SOAKING UP THE NIGHT LIFE AT GLURPS IN THE CORN DISTRICT!!
Are they dating? Pals? Who is in whose will? ALL THE HOT PICS, inside the next issue of “622 WEEKLY”
Also? Jim Klimek? Burning man or BURNT man? We have the dirty details and a five-page photo spread (ABS).
622 WEEKLY. $5.99 in the GRRRROCERY AISLE.
DEL AND JIM ARE GONE I’M SO LONELY
Del is in Australia and Jim is at Burning Man.
How does anyone even live alone? It’s so quiet here. ALL THE NOISES IN THE APARTMENT ALL DAY LONG HAVE BEEN NOISES I’VE MADE. I need alien noises. I need rustling in the kitchen and Jim yelling at his Xbox.
622 is a ghost town.
